15 September 2010

I Hate Lampshades

Hi. Ben here.

I feel weird. Like there's something missing. Do you know what it is?

I'm sure you do. My mum has a big, fat mouth. She's always on this laptop thing she has, instead of caring for me!

Do you feel sorry for me yet?

Dad took me to the vet yesterday. It was scary. They had funny clothes on. Not your normal coat and wellies. They took me though a door which I didn't want to go through and I don't really remember much after that. I know I fell asleep, though.

A few hours later my mum and her mum came to pick me up on the way home from school. My bum was really itchy so I started scratching it and nibbling it. They didn't like to see me doing that, so they told the vet and came out with this thing. It's so annoying - I can't even walk properly with it!

I can't wait to get this thing off.


  1. Oh poor Ben! I hope you get that awful collar off really soon.

    Emma Rose

  2. oh ben my love--not the cone of shame~! :(
    you're still cute though. ;)


    ps. will you join me on OCT. 23rd to celebrate my birthday/month?? :D
    (details on my blog.)

  3. awww! Poor Benny-boo!!! I feel bad for you. I hope you can get it off really soon. I can't imagine how rough it must be getting around with that thing on. Reuben will be wearing one soon because we plan to get him neutered in a couple of weeks.

  4. Eeew, the collar. Not that... I hope it's gone really, really soon and you are back to running and playing before you know it!

  5. The cone is no fun. Be careful you don't walk into any walls - those things are dangerous!

    Your pal, Pip

  6. Ah Ben, you have the pathetic look down pat!
    If you don't scratch or chew, you don't have to wear that horrible thing you know:)

  7. I don't know which is worse Ben, getting the life-changing operation or having to be a cone head. I suppose if you had your choice it would be neither. Hope you are feeling better real soon.

  8. Oh dear Ben, some people call that Elizabethan Collar if you'd like to have a better name for it!

  9. Ben, you are looking a bit sorry for yourself, it won't be on to long.
    see Yea George xxx

  10. i don't know if you're going to see this comment since it's an old post, but i love LOVE the way ben looks here. gorgeous! :)